I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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