Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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