that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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