My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
operation harelip BJ is a go
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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