her vagine was all disorganized.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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