I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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