'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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