I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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