operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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