It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
