weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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