I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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