He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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