hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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