So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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