real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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