you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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