i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
