i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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