let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex