Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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