How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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