Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min

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(240): View more from Maryland

just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.

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(207): View more from Maine

I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7

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(410): View more from Maryland

Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.

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(515): View more from Iowa

officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee

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(845): View more from New York

I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar

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(515): View more from Iowa

Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.

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(928): View more from Arizona

Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.

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