I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina