JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
All I want is dick and wine.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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