idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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