It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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