she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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