Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize