I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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