I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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