so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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