It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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