i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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