what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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