i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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