You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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