I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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