i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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