You made me cry and you don't even care
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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