the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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