It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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