The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
