I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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