I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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