it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think people are normalizing furries
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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