I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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