Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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