Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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