I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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