Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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