have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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