when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
God, you're like boner-b-gone
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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