Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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