doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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