I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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