everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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