normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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