I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
